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Look. I didn’t think I would ever start an intro by talking about p0rn, but here we are. (Yes, there is an intentional ‘0’ mid-word, so that this newsletter doesn’t get flagged as spam in your inboxes!)

In case you missed it, Aussies can no longer watch p0rn on P0rnhub — unless they had an account before yesterday. And if they didn’t, well, they’re also banned from creating a new account.

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The quote: “I just spoke to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, of Australia, concerning the Iranian National Women’s Soccer Team. He’s on it!… The Prime Minister is doing a very good job having to do with this rather delicate situation. God bless Australia!” U.S. President Donald Trump in a post on Truth Social overnight regarding Iran’s women’s football team, who did not sing their national anthem before their Women’s Asian Cup opener. Fears have grown for their safety if they return home. Five players escaped their team’s handlers yesterday and are now under police protection in Queensland.

The stat: 96%. The increase in the risk of stroke for recreational cocaine users, compared to people who do not use cocaine, according to new research from Cambridge University.

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Some headlines from this morning:

  • The Australian share market plunged yesterday as the U.S-Israeli war on Iran continued to intensify over the weekend. The ASX200 – the top 200 companies listed on the Australian share market – initially dropped by more than 4%. However it slightly recovered, closing yesterday at 2.85% down. The only other time since the pandemic when the market has dropped so heavily was in April 2025, when the ASX200 plunged 4.2 per cent amid U.S. President Donald Trump's intensifying trade war.

  • A woman has fired numerous shots into the home of pop music ‌star Rihanna in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, according to local news outlets. The Los Angeles ​Times ​has reported that Rihanna was at home at the time, but there were no known injuries. The ‌newspaper cited police radio traffic that said "approximately 10 shots" had been fired from a vehicle across the street ​from the property's gate. A 35-year-old woman has been detained in relation to the shooting.

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Former NSW Liberal MP Rory Amon has been found not guilty of eight charges relating to the alleged sexual abuse of a 13-year-old boy.

Amon represented Pittwater on Sydney’s Northern Beaches and resigned from Parliament when the charges were first laid.

He faced 10 charges, pleading not guilty to all of them. Amon did not deny sexual activity occurred, but argued the teenager had told him he was 17.

The jury could not reach a verdict on two of the charges, so Amon may face a second trial.

Charges

In 2024, Amon was arrested and charged with a range of offences including sexually assaulting a child aged between 10 and 14, and indecent assault.

The charges related to two alleged encounters after the pair first made contact on an online dating app in 2017.

Amon was 27 at the time and the complainant was 13.

The former politician pleaded not guilty to all charges and denied any criminal conduct.

Trial

During the trial, Amon admitted to meeting and engaging in sexual activity with the teenager only once.

Prosecutors allege this was child sexual abuse, while the former MP said he believed the complainant was at least 17 at the time.

To find Amon guilty, the jury would have needed to be confident that he thought the teen was under 16.

Prosecutors argued the former politician could not reasonably believe the boy was older.

Verdict

After three days of deliberations, the jury found Amon not guilty of eight counts, all of which related to the alleged second encounter.

It could not reach a verdict on the remaining two charges related to the first encounter – rape and indecent assault of a child – leaving open the possibility of a second trial.

The prosecution must now decide whether to retry him.

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Reporting by Elliot Lawry.

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On Monday morning, the Iranian regime confirmed its new Supreme Leader is Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of former leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

U.S. and Israeli strikes have killed more than 1,200 Iranian civilians, while Iranian strikes have killed seven U.S. soldiers.

Foreign Minister Penny Wong said Australia “will consider” answering a call for assistance from some countries in the region.

What is the latest in the Middle East?

Supreme Leader

Since the 1979 Iranian revolution, the Supreme Leader has held almost all decision-making power in Iran. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei became Supreme Leader in 1989.

U.S-Israeli strikes killed Ali Khamenei on 28 February (AEDT).

On Monday, Iran’s Assembly of Experts – elected to choose and supervise the Supreme Leader – appointed Ali Khamenei’s son Mojtaba to the position.

Mojtaba

Mojtaba is Ali Khamenei’s second-eldest son. He has kept relatively out of the public eye.

Middle East Political and Information Network director Dr Eric Mandel told UK-based outlet Iran International the 56-year-old has “operated behind the scenes”.

Mojtaba is known to have served in the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), a military force alongside the Iranian army, in his youth.

The Assembly of Experts called the vote “decisive”.

Death toll

On Sunday, the U.S-based Iranian Human Rights Activists News Agency reported a civilian death toll of 1,200 people in Iran.

After Hezbollah launched strikes on Israel last week, the Israeli Defense Forces struck southern Lebanon and Beirut.

The country’s Public Health Ministry’s latest update was on Friday, confirming 217 deaths.

More than 500,000 people have registered as displaced in Lebanon.

U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) said on Sunday (local time) that a seventh service person has died, after they were “seriously wounded” by an Iranian attack on 1 March in Saudi Arabia.

Also in Saudi Arabia, two civilians were killed on Sunday when a “military projectile” hit a residential area, according to the Saudi Civil Defense.

An Iranian strike on Israel in the first week of the conflict killed nine people.

The UK Defence Ministry said their forces intercepted an “attack drone fired from Iran towards Iraq” on Saturday night (local time).

Australia

On Sunday, Foreign Minister Penny Wong told ABC’s Insiders program that Australia has “been asked” and “will consider” providing military assistance to Gulf countries.

The ‘Gulf countries’ are generally accepted to be the states which are located on the western side of the Persian Gulf (Iran is on the eastern side), and are included in the Gulf Cooperation Council.

These are Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates. Iraq also borders the Gulf, but is not on the Council.

Wong did not elaborate on what specific support the Government is considering, or which countries have reached out.

Shadow Foreign Affairs Minister Ted O’Brien told ABC Radio National that the Coalition has “sought a briefing from the Government” about the request.

O’Brien said the Opposition is in support of assistance, adding that “the U.S. and Israel have been doing the heavy lifting for the free world”.

Reporting by Emily Donohoe.

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Ben Tudhope became Australia’s first medallist at the 2026 Winter Paralympics on Sunday (local time), claiming silver in the men’s snowboard cross in Cortina.

The 26-year-old finished behind Italy’s Emanuel Perathoner, adding to the bronze medal he won in Beijing four years ago. Remarkably, Tudhope revealed he dislocated his shoulder in the first heat of the event but continued racing to reach the podium. He said: "I can't really describe it. It hasn't really sunk in yet."

Reporting by George Finlayson.

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are set to visit Australia soon.

The couple last came to Australia in 2018 in their official capacity as members of the Royal Family. This will be their first trip as everyday citizens.

It’s reported they will visit Sydney and Melbourne.

Reporting by Annabel Whitehouse.

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