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Quote of the day
“I think everybody can agree I have the personality of a vegan.”
Actor Anne Hathaway in an interview with Vanity Fair, which touched on online backlash to her several years ago.
Stat of the day
517,200
How many more people lived in Australia’s capital cities in June 2023 than June 2022, according to the Australian Bureau of Statistics. It’s the biggest capital city population growth on record.
Today in history
1949
The term “Big Bang” was first coined to describe how the universe was created. UK physicist and astronomer Fred Hoyle was the first one to use the term during a radio interview with the BBC.

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Some headlines from this morning:
Prices rose by 3.4% in the 12 months to February 2024, according to new data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS). Rent prices increased 7.6% in the year to February, which the ABS attributed to “strong demand for rental properties and tight rental markets”. Fuel and insurance were also up. Overall inflation matches the 3.4% rate from January and the final quarter of 2023. Inflation measures how much costs increase over a twelve-month period.
Telstra CEO Vicki Brady has apologised for a “technical fault” that she says caused a triple zero outage. A man died from a heart attack when he was unable to reach emergency services during the 90-minute outage on 1 March. Nearly 500 other triple-zero calls were disrupted. Brady called the incident “unacceptable,” and blamed it on a combination of factors - including an issue in Telstra’s backup processes, and a “communication error” that led to delays in “call backs from emergency services operators” to users.

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Splendour in the Grass has been cancelled
Splendour in the Grass has been cancelled, festival organisers have confirmed.
Tickets went on sale to the public less than a week ago, with the three-day festival scheduled to go ahead in Byron Bay this July. However, a post on Splendour’s Instagram said: “Due to unexpected events, we’ll be taking the year off.”
It said: “We will be working hard to be back in future years.”
Ticket holders will be refunded automatically.

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What is the immigration bill the Government tried to pass?
The Federal Government’s immigration bill, which would have made it easier for authorities to deport migrants, has been delayed.
Under the draft law, the Immigration Minister could force non-citizens to comply with efforts to remove them from Australia, or otherwise face up to five years in jail.
The bill was expected to rush through the Senate yesterday, but is now being delayed so it can go through a “proper inquiry“.
ASF17
The legislation comes ahead of a ruling in the High Court, where a man from Iran is refusing to be deported due to fear of persecution.
The man, known as ‘ASF17’, has been held in immigration detention for more than 10 years. He fears persecution because he is bisexual and sexual intercourse between men in Iran can lead to the death penalty. He also claims to be Christian, a minority religious group in Iran.
The Government’s lawyers allege ASF17 hasn’t cooperated with their efforts to deport him.
The court dismissed his appeal, but his lawyers are escalating the case to the High Court on 17 April.
The High Court will now rule whether the Iranian man should be released from immigration detention, in a similar circumstance to its ruling last year that found indefinite detention is unlawful.
While no decision has been made, the Government is trying to stop the release of ASF17 and people in similar circumstances ahead of the High Court ruling.
New laws
A spokesperson for the Immigration Minister announced on Tuesday morning that Labor was bringing in these laws to “strengthen” the immigration system by “providing extra tools to deport individuals from Australia”.
If the new legislation is passed, it would become a crime for foreign nationals to not cooperate with a deportation order.
It would mean that “subjectively held fears” – including concerns about persecution in someone’s home country – won’t be considered a valid reason for failing to comply.
The change to the Migration Act would give the Immigration Minister powers to “do specified things necessary” to remove non-citizens from Australia.
Failing to comply with the Minister’s orders could carry between one and five years in jail and nearly $94,000 in fines.
Home Affairs officials said the new laws could affect between 150 to 200 people who are currently held in immigration detention and refusing to be deported.
“Concern country”
The bill also allows the Immigration Minister to identify a “concern country” and block visa applications from that country.
The Minister would need to choose the “concern country” in consultation with the Foreign Minister and Prime Minister and would provide a statement to Parliament laying out their reasons for choosing the country.
There are some exceptions to the rule, including for people who are spouses or dependent children of Australian citizens.
Coalition
On Tuesday, the Government presented the legislation to members of Parliament. It was quickly passed through the lower house with the support of the Coalition.
However, the Coalition’s Immigration spokesperson Dan Tehan criticised the Government’s “rushed” and “chaotic” process of getting the legislation through Parliament.
On Wednesday, Tehan indicated the bill will face a lengthier inquiry, meaning it could take weeks for the legislation to pass through the Senate.
Criticism
The Greens and several independent MPs voted against the changes.
Greens leader Adam Bandt accused the Government of “trying to outflank the Coalition in a race to the bottom on immigration”, saying the laws would “whip up attacks on migrants and more racism in our community”.
Independent MP Zoe Daniel said the bill amounted to “knee-jerk legislation” that “criminalises refugees who've already been through a broken system”.

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This week, allegations were levelled against the AFL over recreational drug use being covered up by club doctors, and players being told to fake physical injuries in order to avoid game day drug testing.
This is a story that has the potential to rock the sport, so we deep dive into everything we know so far today on the podcast.

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New research has found a Japanese bird species flutters its wings as a gesture of politeness.
The University of Tokyo found the Japanese tit, a small bird species, uses its wings as a way of communicating.
For example, researchers observed a nest box filled with food, and found that when pairs of the birds arrived at the nest, one would perch itself outside the box and open its wings to signal to its partner: “after you.”

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TDA tidbit

Canada and maple syrup go hand in hand – Canada is the world’s number one producer of it.
But the country’s maple syrup reserve, the only one in the world, is facing a five-year low in production.
The reserve, located in Québec, recorded 35.6 million litres of maple in 2023, more than a 40% decrease from 2022.
According to Statistics Canada, maple production is at low levels due to “severe storms and temperature fluctuations”.
Basically, we might need to turn to lemon and sugar for our pancakes.


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