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Here’s today’s riddle: A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
Answer is in the tidbit!


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Quote of the day
“I have not felt under particular political pressure at all to do anything. We are focused on the job.”
Reserve Bank Governor Michele Bullock responding to a question asking if Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers put pressure on the RBA to keep the interest rate stable.
Stat of the day
100,000
The number of livestock that are estimated to be missing or dead in the rural Queensland floods, according to early data confirmed by the Queensland Department of Primary Industries to TDA.
Word of the day
Feculence [fek-you-lence]
Definition: foul or filthy matter, containing faeces.
Used in a sentence: As ‘Severance’ character Seth Milchick would say: “Devour feculence. It means eat sh*t.”

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Some headlines from this morning:
The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has announced the cash rate will remain unchanged at 4.1%. This is the rate the RBA charges banks for short-term loans. The cash rate affects interest rates across the economy, including home loans, which is why changes to it are often referred to as ‘interest rate changes’. The RBA noted inflation is down “substantially since the peak in 2022” but it said “the outlook remains uncertain.” A statement following the decision said “the Board needs to be confident” that progress will continue, “so that inflation returns to the midpoint of the [2-3%] target band.” The central bank also noted "significant" uncertainty about the outlook abroad, including the "global impact" of U.S. tariffs.
NSW Police have charged three people, including a teenager, after seizing several homemade machine guns allegedly made using a 3D printer. A 16-year-old boy and a 45-year-old man were arrested in the state’s Illawarra region on Monday, as part of an ongoing weapons and drug supply investigation. Investigators claim they discovered several loaded guns, a 3D printer, “an extensive amount of firearm parts,” and “thousands of rounds of various ammunition,” during searches. The older man has been charged with 20 offences while the teenager is facing 16 charges relating to organised crime and the supply and manufacture of firearms. A third man was arrested on the Gold Coast and is expected to be extradited to face charges in NSW.

Recommendation of the day
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What? Explore nostalgia-packed, interactive set recreations with The FRIENDS™ Experience.
When? Open from now until 27 April.
Where? The Fullerton Hotel, No. 1 Martin Place, Sydney.

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‘Adolescence’ will be made available to watch in all UK high schools
The hit Netflix series ‘Adolescence’ will be made free to watch in UK high schools to help students understand misogyny, online radicalisation, and healthy relationships.
The series has sparked global discussion about the impact of harmful and violent online content on young people.
On Monday (local time), UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer met with the show’s creators, young people, gender-based violence charities, and education bodies “to tackle the issues this groundbreaking show raises.”
Adolescence
Adolescence centres on a 13-year-old boy in northern England who is accused of the murder of a female classmate.
The show explores themes of gender-based violence and the impacts of harmful online material on young people.
Co-creator Jack Thorne said the show was intended to “provoke a conversation” and pose questions about how to “stop [the] growing crisis” of incel culture and toxic masculinity.
Schools
On Monday, Netflix announced it had licensed ‘Adolescence’ to a non-profit streaming service available in UK schools, Into Film +. The show will be accompanied by a guide for teachers to help students’ understanding.
In a statement accompanying the announcement, Starmer emphasised the importance of encouraging “as many pupils as possible” to engage with the show’s themes.
He said tackling these issues requires a whole-of-society approach, as “this isn’t a challenge politicians can simply legislate for.”
Reporting by Achol Arok.

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French far-right leader Marine Le Pen has been banned from running for President for five years
French far-right leader Marine Le Pen has been blocked from running for President in 2027, after she was found guilty of embezzlement.
On Monday (local time), the Paris Criminal Court found Le Pen and 20 others guilty of embezzling money from the European Union (EU).
The scam involved illegally funnelling money meant to be used for EU parliamentary staff to pay officials in Le Pen’s party, National Rally.
Le Pen has denied the charges and will appeal.
Marine Le Pen
Marine Le Pen is a member of the French Parliament, where she leads far-right political party Rassemblement National (National Rally).
The nationalist, anti-EU party was founded by her father, Jean-Marie Le Pen.
Marine Le Pen was elected as a French member of the continental European Parliament in 2004, where she served for 13 years.
She ran unsuccessfully against Emmanuel Macron at France’s last two presidential elections.
Charges
Last year, Le Pen and 24 others faced trial on charges of misusing EU funds for party purposes.
Prosecutors accused National Rally politicians and aides of deliberately sending money to party officials in France between 2004 and 2016, covering most of Le Pen’s time in the European Parliament.
Under the scheme, the party lied about using the money to pay EU parliamentary staff, instead funding its political organisation.
Conviction
Judge Bénédicte de Perthuis found Le Pen guilty of overseeing the scheme, worth up to €7 million ($AU12 million).
Le Pen was blocked from running for President for at least five years, barring her from the next presidential election, due in 2027. Macron is also unable to run in this election because of France’s two-term limit on the presidency.
Le Pen was also fined €100,000 ($AU173,000) and sentenced to four years in prison. Two years of the sentence are suspended, and two are to be served under house arrest with an electronic monitor.
Reaction
Following the ruling, Le Pen told French media the conviction was a “political decision” to prevent her from running for President.
As part of the ruling, Judge de Perthuis said: “Let’s be clear: no one is on trial for doing politics.”
Le Pen has vowed to appeal the verdict, saying: “I’m not going to let myself be eliminated like this”.
Fallout
National Rally called the ruling a “democratic scandal”.
In a post online, the party said: “The dictatorship of judges has executed democracy in France!”
Justice Minister Gérald Darmanin said threats have since been made against judges in the Paris Judicial Court.
“The threats... are unacceptable in a democracy,” Darmanin said.
Reporting by Harry Sekulich.

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Authorities in the U.S. state of Illinois have returned 1,500 acres of land to an Indigenous tribe.
The parkland spans around 607 hectares in an area west of Chicago. A U.S. Government treaty signed in 1829 promised the land would be given back to its traditional owners, the Prairie Land Potawatomi Nation. However, the deal was never honoured. This week, Illinois Governor JB Pritzker signed a law transferring the Shabbona Lake State Recreation Area to the Potawatomi. The group said the decision “reflects the power of collaboration… demonstrating that healing and reconciliation are possible.”
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Reporting by Emma Gillespie.

TDA tidbit

Riddle answer: The river is frozen.
Now, onto today’s tidbit: The four-part Beatles biopic is really happening.
In 2028, four individual films, each directed by Sam Mendes (‘Skyfall’, ‘American Beauty’) will take viewers through each Beatles member’s journey from Liverpool to the world stage.
Paul Mescal (‘Normal People’) is playing Paul McCartney, Joseph Quinn (‘Stranger Things’) is George Harrison, Barry Keoghan (‘Saltburn’) is taking on Ringo Starr and Harris Dickinson (‘Babygirl’) will play John Lennon.
The films are also the first to be given rights to some of the group’s most notable songs. The TDA office is excitedly preparing with a chorus of “we all live in a yellow submarine…”
Reporting by Rosa Bowden.


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